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This place is a wonderland for the wandering thoughts of an evil overlord. Psych student, Vegan, Painter.

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

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2 days ago
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pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

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kate mckinnon is one of us

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They told her to shine with the warmth of the sun
and be gental as the summer breeze
but she renounced the sun
and became the galaxy
as stardust became her amour
and the winter winds her strong embrace
the mountain did hold its breath
and the flowing rivers ran still
as the queen of silk and summer
turned to a warrior of iron and steel